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6Flag Characters: Surfer Bunch

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Surfer Dude has curly blond hair. He's tall and thin, complete with his two color shirt and single color pants. Surfer dude has a complete even tan. It's obviously artificial or done via a cream, but he would never admit it, even to Surfer Babe, his girlfriend, because it's a matter of pride. He also has the once unique shell (?) necklace, with fake shells and weird string. Chances are, he's never been to a beech in his life, and even if he does have a surfboard in the back of his warn tan truck, he has absolutely no idea how to use it. He is currently talking to Surfer Babe, who is also blond, wearing a t-shirt, tight, above the bellybutton, with a single word (undecipherable) along the breast line and a short pair of tight small single color shorts. She has the identical fake tan, along with her boyfriend. The same perfect gold. She is wearing her sunglasses, as always, despite the fact that it is quite dark inside already. She and Surfer Dude, are giggling to each other, without actually touching each other. They are both disdaining Surfer Babe's acquaintance, Surfer Girl. They are avoiding Surfer Girl because her nose and cheeks are red, which means that unlike her two friends, she actually went to the beach to get her tan. Even worse, they think, she has the sand blown look and sun-bleached, REAL, blond hair that shows that she is at the beach quite often. The worst audacity of all in, their eyes, is the fact that she is wearing a shirt that is not only from a real surf store, but actually has the word surfing on it. Doesn't she know, that to be a cool surfer, you can't be overt, much less actually surf?
Yesterday I spent some time at Six Flags Amusement park. A majority of it was waiting on line for roller coasters. I took advantage of the time to observe a few people and right up character analysis from what I inferred by watching them. This is the first one. I had a lot of fun making fun of this group :D

Full Title: Surfer Dude, Surfer Babe and Surfer Girl
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The Japanese tend to execute the "surfer" look pretty well. With chlorine-bleached hair, of course.